"how many times have you even watched that movie"
Let’s just but a van put a bed in the back and travel the world. Only stop at places when we need money and be a waiter for a month and leave again. Only buying food and necessities because it’ll only be me and you.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
I want to do adult things with you
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month