"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."

Irish proverb (via aintitfunnyhowthekidswalkby)

(Source: iheartloons, via br0kethrills)


"how many times have you even watched that movie"


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Let’s just but a van put a bed in the back and travel the world. Only stop at places when we need money and be a waiter for a month and leave again. Only buying food and necessities because it’ll only be me and you.

(via hated-lover)

"I want to stop running away from everything.
I want to find something to run toward."

Hannah Harrington, Saving June (via larmoyante)

(via maskedandbroken)

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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via our-forelsket)

"I built my home in you and that’s where I went wrong."

I’m home sick (via n4ughty-y)

(via nattybert)




Literally anything involving customer service

(via our-forelsket)

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“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

(Source: scoundreling, via coffeesandadventures)





I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

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"I feel desperate when it comes to you. Desperate and a little bit insane. All I can think about around you is what you taste like."

 Fisher Amelie   (via petrichour)

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