katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees, via grandbeyonce)

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via pizza)

"That’s one of the great things about music. You can sing a song to 85,000 people and they’ll sing it back for 85,000 different reasons."

Dave Grohl  (via meggannn)

(Source: psych-facts, via ho-isshortforhoney)

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via myfriendmeghan)

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

(via brookee9)

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via lifeinthespotlight)

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: basedgosh, via pizza)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via askinnyblackman)

  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"

(via lulionheart)

(Source: esssence, via gvldengypsy)

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

(via flywithafreebird)