i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???
*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*