teenytigress
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
most well behaved poultry
hotanimegirl
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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exobiology-deactivated20130426
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
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thiswhoreschainsaw
1915 lol
well thank god they started filling the glasses with coke
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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worldwar2chainz
“mom im so bored”
“you can do your homework!”
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caleb-denecour
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
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"Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself."
(Source: l-ucia, via littlekissbigkiss)
the-real-miserybrickness-deacti
- me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
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