(via lordming)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via mrs-mccluskey)

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

image

Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

image

(via mrs-mccluskey)

insanity-and-vanity:

Wedding Crashers (2005)

(via trust-n0-0nee)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via covocal)

pokemoncap:

good.

(via giggle-some-more)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: purrian, via covocal)

killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship

(via gnarly)

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via gnarly)

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(Source: use-the-force-harry, via c4tizen)